Hot Chicken Mess

So this is me. Eating a BBQ Chicken Pizza at Jupiter's. (Which by the way... not good for the diet.) It was HOT. So hot in fact that I dropped half of that slice out of my mouth and onto my pants. It's just another way for me to let people know that I'm awesome. The visual is important, you know. So anyway... this week I've stayed late at the gym every day after my training to do cardio. I've done over two hours of cardio alone this week. I say that's an accomplishment. I hate cardio. Of course, I've lost little or no weight. Ah well.. the pizza was good.

Trying not to eat off my own hand

I'm hungry. Well, actually, I'm not hungry. I just WANT something... I'm sure you know what I mean. I want to go into the kitchen and look around for something sweet to eat. So I thought I would blog instead of look around the kitchen.

I've been working out on the Wii Fit lately. It was a lovely gift from my in-laws and I must say I love it (despite the fact that it tells me I'm obese every day.) Let's talk about how devastating that is, shall we? I get on this thing to LOSE weight and then it tells me I'm fat every day. That's awesome. Then it makes my mii fat and she looks all sad... If i gain weight it makes me tell it WHY. Another loving feature. I do like the balance games and the boxing game is fun. I suck at the yoga poses and I can't even begin to tell you how much it pisses me off when Brett is better at something than I am. I think he'd avoid driving PAST a gym if he could and he kicks my ass at the ski jump and some yoga poses! What the hell?? I must seriously be eating a hell of a lot of calories every day if i can't even lose one pound after the week I've had.

A girl at the gym is trying to get a group of people to run a 5K that is coming up in April. I don't even know how to begin to train for something like that but I always admire the people who can just run on a treadmill and look lost in thought. All I do is picture myself with a string over my head holding a Paula Deen dessert--run to the butter!!! But even then I can't just "get lost" the way some other people do. If you can do that, you seriously need to teach me. I would love to get on the treadmill and just "get lost in thought" My only thought centers around how long til I can get off this thing.

So tips and encouragement are appreciated. Later!

So....

I've decided to start a blog. Why, you ask? Because I'm going to try to lose weight (and not my MIND) in 2009. I figure if I'm pissed about not being able to submerge myself in macaroni and cheese, I can bitch to the blog instead of to my helpless husband that only wants to fix the problem (aka, give me the macaroni.). They (whoever the hell "they" are) say that if you make your goals public and talk about them to the people in your life, you will be more able to reach them.
So here are my goals:
1. Go to the gym 4 days a week.
2. Make better food choices overall and eat smaller portions of foods I like.
3. Not kill Brett for making messes, leaving lights on and doors open.

We'll see how it goes. Wish me luck.